A new “Star Wars” film is set to debut in 2015. Some people are very excited. Maybe too excited. Here’s how to tell if your enthusiasm is a bit too high:
1. New Year’s resolution involved losing weight so you would look good in the Slave Leia metal bikini you plan to wear opening night.
2. Get really upset when your kids would rather play video games than with your 35-year-old “Star Wars” toys.
3. Constantly mingle conversation with quotes from original trilogy, e.g.: “Filing TPP reports ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy.”
4. Spouse’s threats of divorce ended brief, ill-considered campaign to name unborn child “Millennium Falcon.”
5. Nobody buys it when you claim wearing a bathrobe to work is actually a symbol of your Jedi religion.
