Inspired by tumblrs innovative re-purposing of Doctor Who quotes as pick up lines, I feel the need to present a counterpoint. Every unhappy relationship is unique, and Star Wars has you covered for a number of scenarios in which a relationship needs to be flushed as quickly and as brutally as possible.
We both know things have been bad for a long time , and it’s about time we both admit it:
“Search your feelings”
We can’t stop making eachother unhappy in this relationship:
“We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
I find your manhood unimpressive:
“Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
Don’t make this difficult, you’re getting dumped no matter what :
“Into the garbage chute fly-boy”
It wasn’t all bad, just most of it:
“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”
I can’t date outside my own religion:
“I find your lack of faith … disturbing”
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