Inspired by tumblrs innovative re-purposing of Doctor Who quotes as pick up lines, I feel the need to present a counterpoint. Every unhappy relationship is unique, and Star Wars has you covered for a number of scenarios in which a relationship needs to be flushed as quickly and as brutally as possible.

We both know things have been bad for a long time , and it’s about time we both admit it:

“Search your feelings”

We can’t stop making eachother unhappy in this relationship:

“We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”

I find your manhood unimpressive:

“Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

Don’t make this difficult, you’re getting dumped no matter what :

“Into the garbage chute fly-boy”

It wasn’t all bad, just most of it:

“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”

I can’t date outside my own religion:

“I find your lack of faith … disturbing”

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